Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Bit o' honey

Tonight I dined on Mountain Dew, sour cream 'n' onion potato chips, and Bit-O-Honey. I plan to buzz around like a hummingbird from 8-11 PM.

I got all excited when I got in my car tonight when I thought I saw a real live slug on glass. Unfortunately, it was a flower petal.

The plumbing situation in this house is becoming worrisome.

My banana "silkening mask" has dried to an unspeakable crust.